Barney.

Hey, I don't remember you. I've spend the last two days trying to remember every girl that I've slept with and the horrible things that I've done to them, and I have done some horrible things I mean, at one point I'm pretty sure I sold a woman. I didin't speak the language but, I shake the guy's hand, he gave me the keys to a Mercedes and I left her there. I'm the guy who keeps a scrapbook of all of the woman I have slept with, but I never though I was the guy who sleep with a girl and not even remember her... so from the bottom of my heart for whatever I did to you, I apologize.